Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Santa’s Wrap Sheet
By Jim McNeely
We should not praise jolly Saint Nick
For he is a criminal that was his stick.
A gangster, overlord of criminal enterprise
With a gang of elves, the perfect size
To slide down chimneys like a laundry chute
Ransack homes and pawn broker the loot.
Targeting homes by ADT, CPI and Brinks
With No second level security protection, cause their consultants were finks
Then they got greedy and chose a home protected by Vector
With a security system so complete it was the ultimate protector
Now Saint Nick is convicted and serves life at the North Pole
Making toys for children to pay back what he stole.